Jimmy Artex Monkey's a reet joker. A website setting up the Arctic Monkeys, including re-workings of their hits including A Bet Tha Luks Gud On A Pushbike.

Jimmy Now the lad behind the website whish is really funny, go and have a look at it, is a feller who's in Royston we're not going to reveal his name we're going to call him Brian. Hiyer Brian.

Artex Alreight Jimmy ar tha gooin on?

Jimmy And they say I've got a daft accent, how are you?

Artex Yeah am alreight actually, am a bit cold, av just, av just bin eatin a pie. An just befoor wi start Jimmy, cos mi mam's listenin, can a just, mam er, what, can y'get that er drink on for mi. She makes... cos am gunna, a'll bi back, am just doin this radio thing.

Jimmy Alright.

Artex Cos the thing is. She er, she makes mi these, these like. She's making me these like power drinks, power drinks.

Jimmy Right, sort er like Bovril with aspirins.

Artex Yeah they're reight good an all.

Jimmy Reight good.

Jimmy Arctic Monkeys, you're a big fan?

Artex Am a reight big fan er theirs yeah

Jimmy: And you've got this website, it's called 'Artex Monkey', where did the idea come from?

Artex It just... a was just er... a was liein in bed starin at the roof.

Jimmy Cos you have no ceiling obviously... so you're straight through looking at the roof.

Artex An then a thought er artex it's lovely, av always liked it.

Jimmy How long has it been up the website then?

Artex It's only bin up f'just over a week, an it's bin pretty, it's gone reight, it's gone reight crazy y'know.

Jimmy Everybody's going mad over it aren't they?

Artex Well the thing is thers bin, thers bin abart, y'know hundreds of hits n that, people comin in, an wi gerrin a few detractors an that cos they dun't think it's reight good an that. The thing is am purrin, am tranna put Royston on t'map...

Jimmy Every, every song Brian, every song is about Royston alright, word gets rarnd.

Artex The thing... it is, it is yeah, the thing is that's, the thing is I love Royston it's in mi an that, an this is y'know I am kinda using the Arctic Monkeys, am jumpin on a little...

Jimmy I know you are, but hey...

Artex That's what monkeys do dun't ther, ther jump an grab on an that.

Jimmy It's tongue in cheek pal and we think it's fantastic. You're a singer songwriter in your own right and you want to keep that to yourself. We wish you all the best, it's a great fun thing.

Artex Can yer mention mi site?

Jimmy Course a can if you shurrup for a minute a'll mention it, a will. Thanks for coming on the show. That's Brian he's in Royston, his website is www.artexmonkey.co.uk. Go and have a look at it. It's a load of fun and you can download some of Brian's songs. Hey, you will have a laugh a tell thi. A Bet Tha Luks Gud On A Pushbike, word gets rarnd, Fake Tans Of Barnsley, go and have a look it's good.