This were a launch party for Le Monstre magazine darn at Notting Hill Arts Club. Av dun a page in t'first issue for em. Tha can gerrodda issue one of Le Monstre by post for the price of a stamp. Thaz just gorra email kyle@le-monstre.com

Mi gig went darn all reight. A sat darn on mi seat and sang mi songs, cos mi legs were knackered, what wi walking rarnd Notting Hill all day lukking for that Julia Roberts lass. A thought shi mighnt av wanted ter bi mi groupie for t'neet. Shi must've bin weshin her hair er summat.

T'other bands that played were Selfish Cunt, Connan & The Mockasins, The Dirty Pins and Piney Gir.

A did a bit of an intro, reading a story art er t'Chronnie ...Supermarket Trolley Park Collision Driver Sent To Jail. Then a started wi mi gig reight...
01 Running Shoes
02 A Bet Tha Luks Gud On A Pushbike
03 Stolen: Hairspray An A Bag Er Nappies
04 Fake Tans Of Barnsley Disco
05 Jam Sanwidge
06 From T'Pitz T'Rubble
07 Scummy Van
08 Morngy Get
09 An Uncertain Romance

Comments

Sadie Stick wrote
Weer do ah start? Ar duh ah purrinta wuds worra memo-rabble experience it wor on Mundi?

As regards thi pufformance it were manic, ah thowt thah wor in a bad mood til ah realised thah cun't see thih wuds cos it wor such a dingy hoile in thar arts centre - appen it wor t''ide their Oxfam tackle - ah thowt that wor ded funny, that comment thah made!! Silly swines probli gorrinta debt gerrin their gear frum Joseph or some such retailer but trust a Barnsleh lad to purrem straight... naow, ahm jestin', we can't all be on t'weekly at Pollyannas! Ah dooo jest though, ah cun't tell thih ar meny dingy hoiles ah've performed in, me poetry that is...

Any rooad, ahm glad ah saw thi, ahll ne'er feel same agean, thah browt back memries ah thowt ahd gotten rid on wi' therapy! ah left Barnsleh wi' t'monk on years aguh!!! Ah'd bi lyin' if ah din't tell thih ah waunt disappointed thah dint duh a song abaht Stainy! (Ah think ah've lost me thred ere... this broad Yorksha gets ard after a while, n they think wih thick!)

Ah think tharalreight lad, keep gooin, all that walkin up Lee Lane did thih sum gud, saved thih bus fare n bowt a key board..."

Eeh, ah laffed!

Lisa wrote
Last night was just fabulous.

Thee Love Band wrote
Le Monstre keeps the faith! Artex Monkey... and absenth!! What next?

Tres Boon wrote
Last nite wer tanfastic.