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These are sum er t'comments. If thas gorrowt ter seh for thissen then leave mi summat on mi Myspace page.

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Cavey wrote
Aw, I wuv 'im. Not since Elvis have I felt such a stirring in my loins. I've found my new Cocker. I love his gallery. My fave pic is of him on his old estate. Outstanding lyrics and a face that says 'I know i'm hip but will not let on' - he's going to go far.

Knottla Chris wrote
Am avin a reet laf ont web ere lukin at thi site. Tha luks reet familyar as tha bin t'Ponte recently, sure av sin thi. Anyhoo proper gud this. Champion fotos ont patio n darn ar end. Wel dun old cock!!!

Ken M wrote
Hilarious. It's like some kind of screwed up mix of George Formby and a drunk at a open mic night. Or perhaps for an even closer comparision, a down on his luck Frank Sidebottom

Hells wrote
Heard this a few weeks ago on Mike Joyce's (yes he of The Smiths) radio prog (Revolution 96.2 in Oldham - Sunday afternoons) and if he recommends, then I'm sold!

Gazagaz wrote
LOL... website's hilarious. I'm not sure how to take it, whether it's a piss take or like a laugh like how you take the piss outa your mates voice if you know what I mean. Either way it's hilarious. Running shoes, genius.

Jason Burton wrote
Az just been listnin' to tha CD that a bowert t'other day an a were just wantin t'let thi know that a think it's bloody brilliant and a think thaz a fookin musical genius. Keep up good work, am expectin to hear some new stuff soon coz monkeys are releasin a new single soon.

Geos wrote
Is there any chance of putting the download for "Thers Gunna Bi An Alo Ovver Barnsley Toneet - MP3" back on your site? Or even doing a Wembley version of it. We played it loads of times on the way to Cardiff and back & regard it as a lucky song

Pigman wrote
Sounds like the bastard lovechild of Mark E. Smith and Frank Sidebottom.

James L wrote
What a brilliant piss take I take my hat off to them!... There doing what they plan to there pissing off bandwagoners well done to them I say, there songs have me in tears of laughter he is a genius! ...He's just having a laugh, it's hilarious seeing all the band wagoner's coming out to criticise them.

Emma wrote
Listening to your soulful music makes me really appreciate South Yorkshire music, you've opened a door for me, I'm truly happy. Thank you. I LOVE THI!

JusBeard wrote
Just discovered your site... ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!! I live in Royston... I don't think I have laughed so much for months! Will now be on the look out for you.

Vikki wrote
Pure Genius. Damn funny chicken, given us all quite a few giggles around the office. Keep up the good work.

Matt Bailey wrote
Tharra lyrical genius ol' cok. Keerp it up lad.

Gillo wrote
Nah then, thar a warm un, thee aren't tha? I'll go to t'foot of our stairs.

Tarnexileinsheff wrote
He's like a tarn Tom Waits.

Toofargone wrote
I've never laughed so much. I thought the text was funny and then heard the songs. Oh dear god it hurts.

Lisa wrote
Took abart 4 1/2 days to download video (Running Shoes) - but well worth it. Genius how you got dog to take a crap at just right time.

Jo wrote
Love the way you got that dog to do a poo in your vid for Running Shoes, that made it for me!!!

Ste wrote
Ha ha you're a loon man I love it, your tunes bring a tear to the eye.

Tina Shaw wrote
Me mum thinks it's mint.

Dennis T wrote
Ay up av just ad Paul F in ta see me he telled me abart this ear site a yours. Flippin eck real impressed.

Joss wrote
Maybe it's my warped sense of humour but Artex Monkey had me in stitches.

Dimebar wrote
Mi fave track's gorra bi "Red man indicates tha carnt cross at t'wells for the next twenty minutes" it's pure genius.

Neilyboy wrote
i like thi brian glover song, it's dead good, yer've got yer netto nar ent yer, al bet tha nivver art stocking up on beans n spaghetti hoops n the like.

Jim Bowen wrote
Oreyt pal arz it guin? Thi songs a mint!!!

Steve Haywood wrote
Can't stop laffin mi bollox off. Did yer gu ta same scoil as arctics then or wat. Or a tha boorn an bred rozzer. Cus a cud a swoorn ad sin thi bifoor. Keep it real.

Burt wrote
Muckstacks risin... F***in' brill new songs, a fink thas found thi sound, cunt do nowt but praise yer to mi mates but sum dunt get it. Told mi mate, an I quote 'Pure genius in it's drunken revelations about life in Barnsley and the context that holds a true feel of a lost soul pushin out from it's realms of obscurity to lap at a fountain of stardom'. While the Artex still clings to the ceiling the monkey will never die!! Keep up the good work.

Hannah wrote
Hey lmao I luv dat song am frum Gud Ole Barnsley mi sen like lol n all this lark stupid wi Artic Monkeys dunt get mi rong n all that they are gud but r think mi sen that Artex Monkey is showing his true feeling abart push bikes.

Mary M wrote
Nah the'en, that's a riiight good'un. Me an' a coupla fellas just bin grinning like idjits at them there funny songs and photees an that.

Emerald wrote
The mp3s are sooooo stupid!!! Brilliant! Worth a listen if you can put up with a northern accent singing out of tune, guitar strumming in a horrendously bad sort of way and lyrics that are shouted and spoken.

Ash P wrote
Who needs arktic monkeys when you have this idiot. Legend. This is the funniest thing i've ever heard... lyrical genius."

Big Mart wrote
Ar mint wud it bi if Arctic Monkeys reali sang in a bruerd yorkshire accent! Proper! Cheers for laughs n that mate! si thi in t'tarn some day.

Neilyboy wrote
Alreight Artex? I like thi Brian Glover song, it's dead good, yerve got yer Netto nar ent yer, al bet tha nivver art stocking up on beans n spaghetti hoops n the like.

Shell wrote
Alreit Artex. Brianglover - "set fire to wheelie bin, burn it art & breathe it in", ha ha, yoof of today eh - quality!! Hope yer keepin well mate x

Suzanne wrote
What ho. Listened to your downloads and they are rather spiffing, although I do not quite understand this 'Northern' which you speak. Splendid work, old boy xx.

Mel Kim wrote
I am in pain here from laughing so much this is just great and cant wait to play it to my oh at the weekend.

Friz wrote
Eat Your Heart Out George Formby Ha Ha.

Darnbrig wrote
A saw thi in Chron and decided ta check ya art. Av near on pissed misen laffin.

Hounds Of Love wrote
Social commentary on a new level.

Greasychipbutty wrote
Possibly the best thing to come out of Barnsley... Ever.

Gaz wrote
Brilliant video (Running Shoes). Yer've put Royston on't map. I remember wen a used to play fo't Dynamo's on that field. Under 8's like.

Joe Keelan wrote
Ey up there Artex. Class stuff me old mucka!

Holly wrote
You are pretty much amazing. Just thought I'd tell you so.

Sadie Stick wrote
Eeh, thar a breath o' fresh air!!!!!!

Dunc wrote
Tiz so feckin funny lol I'm rollin on the bathroom floor.

Maff wrote
Crackin new tune that 'Its not the leavin' o' Liverpool!

One Minute Wanda wrote
Reight gud sarnds like,luv. Snogs from wanda darn ut junction 36.

Steve wrote
Smart jacket... I bet you cadged that sporty wind cheater from Roger before he retired from the library. Oh how I miss his wimsy.

Craig wrote
Orate Artex! Tha Brian glover tunes a rate stonker. Keep up good work. sithi.

Roxstar wrote
F***ing legend, nuff said.

Northern Quarter Festival Crew wrote
Eh up kidda! Liking your tunes mate. If i didn't know better, your voice sounds well familiar, like a cross between John Cooper Clarke and Frank Sidebottom! Keep Entertaining pal! Manchester loves you for it!